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BJJ Professor Uses NFTs for Promotions

    In a shocking twist that left the martial arts community baffled, Professor Rodrigo “Cryptoroll” Santos has revolutionized the world of Brazilian jiu-jitsu by abandoning traditional stripes and belts for a more digital approach: non-fungible tokens (NFTs) and cryptocurrency.

    Gone are the days when dedicated practitioners of jiu-jitsu would anxiously await the moment they could proudly don a new stripe or belt, symbolizing their progress and dedication to the art. Cryptoroll, a self-proclaimed visionary, firmly believes that the future lies in the realm of blockchain technology and crypto.

    During a recent interview, Professor Cryptoroll explained his unorthodox approach, which left even the most open-minded jiu-jitsu enthusiasts scratching their heads. “Belts and stripes are unhygienic and not eco-friendly” he exclaimed, as he held up a shiny, virtual token on his smartphone screen. “With these NFTs, my students can carry their achievements with them wherever they go, without the hassle of a bulky belt. It’s the digital age, bruh!”

    But how does it work, you may ask? According to Cryptoroll, it’s quite simple. Instead of physically earning stripes or belts, students now earn digital badges called “CryptoBands.” These NFTs are minted on the blockchain, making them unique and impossible to counterfeit. Ensuring your lineage can never be questioned! Each CryptoBand represents a specific level of skill and proficiency.

    Of course, acquiring these coveted CryptoBands is not as straightforward as a regular grading system. Students must participate in special CryptoTournaments, where they showcase their technique and battle it out on the mats. The winners of these tournaments receive a digital key, granting them access to their very own CryptoBand.

    One can’t help but marvel at the creativity behind this new system. Instead of a simple promotion ceremony where students receive a belt and applause, Cryptoroll’s disciples now gather around a computer screen, eagerly awaiting their digital token. The tension in the room is palpable as the blockchain confirms the transaction.

    However, not everyone is convinced of Cryptoroll’s groundbreaking approach. Traditionalists argue that the belt system has stood the test of time and carries a deeper symbolic meaning. They lament the loss of tradition and argue that NFTs lack the physicality and tangible representation of progress. Also, many are upset they will no longer be able to abuse under belts as they walk The Gauntlet by whipping them with the belts. You can’t whip with an NFT.

    Undeterred by the naysayers, Cryptoroll continues to promote his vision for the future of martial arts. He even plans to launch his own cryptocurrency, “JiuCoin,” which can be used to purchase training gear, seminars, and private lessons with the man himself. It’s a bold move, but hey, this is the era of Dogecoin and Shiba Inu, so why not JiuCoin?

    Only time will tell if Professor Cryptoroll’s unconventional methods will gain widespread acceptance. Until then, jiu-jitsu practitioners can only watch from the sidelines, wondering if their next promotion will be in the form of a CryptoBand or a traditional belt. Welcome to the digital dojo, where the power of blockchain technology holds the key to progress and prosperity.

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