In the world of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, there’s a name that echoes through the hallowed halls of history like a sad trombone: Dillon Danis. While some athletes are remembered for their glorious victories, Danis has managed… Read More »Dillon Danis is Trashitsu
In the vibrant world of competitive Jiu-Jitsu, where muscle and technique collide, there exists a legend named Gordon Ryan—a man whose mastery of Jiu-Jitsu transcends the boundaries of normalcy. In the case of Gordon Ryan,… Read More »Gordon Ryan: Flushed with Gains
In a surprising turn of events, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu (BJJ) practitioner Eeyore was recently awarded his black belt, and his reaction has left the BJJ community scratching their heads. Eeyore, whose real name is unknown, has… Read More »Eeyore Receives BJJ Black Belt
In the world of jiu-jitsu, there are many things that can keep a competitor up late at night. Maybe it’s the fear of getting choked out in front of a crowd, running out of B-Cream,… Read More »Thigh Gap Issues Haunt BJJ Black Belt
The rise of deepfake technology has opened up a world of possibilities when it comes to creating convincing video content. Unfortunately, this technology has also been used to create false or misleading content, and this… Read More »Deepfake Competition Videos Destroying BJJ
Cyborg has finally spoken out since he was banned by the IBJJF along with four other well-known black belts for anti-doping violations. Igor Feliz, age 24; Jonnatas Gracie, age 25; Brian “Cyborg” Johnson, age 42;… Read More »Breaking: Cyborg is Actually the Liver King
We asked ChatterGPT a series of Jiu-Jitsu-related questions. ChatterGPT is an AI chatbot that has recently taken a kimura-like grip on the internet. The hyper-intelligent AI was developed by ClosedAI, an artificial intelligence company, and is… Read More »Jiu-Jitsu Conversation with AI
A Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu student was given a promotional stripe, which left him incoherent and in a literal state of shock. Fortunately, after a dose of pre-workout followed by five minutes of knee-on-belly switches by the… Read More »BJJ Student Shocked by Promotional Stripe
Five suburban dads were arrested after a Jocko-themed birthday party went wrong. Eight children were also taken to the local hospital with minor injuries. Police were called to a suburb near Dallas, Texas on early… Read More »“Jocko” Themed Birthday Party Gone Wrong
If you train BJJ or any other grappling art and have looked at a screen that was connected to the internet in the last few days, you’ve probably seen the bewildering news that Tyrion Scott… Read More »“Tyrion Scott Be Fulleth of Crap” – God